well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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