butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i will never coherently bang her
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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