ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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