I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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