i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Every concussion has its silver lining
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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