so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Your cock deserves a montage
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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