god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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