it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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