She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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