what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
3pm strippers are depressing
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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