I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i believe in u and ur pee
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize