Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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