Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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