Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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