I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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