evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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