Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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