you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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