I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
He kissed a someone with a penis
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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