I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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