it was like a zeppelin in a condom
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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