I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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