Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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