Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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