how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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