So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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