dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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