so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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