Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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