I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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