All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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