question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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