Say something about gay babies.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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