Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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