craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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