You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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