it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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