just tell him i said nine months
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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