Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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