Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.