I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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