You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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