mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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