i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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Even my vagina gasped.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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