Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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