dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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