i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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