he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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