He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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