someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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