I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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