So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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