Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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