just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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