Apparently you make a good broom.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You're breaking my sexual little heart
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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