We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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